Happy birthday America, You god damn child. Young and selfish, Dumb and careless With everything but your Shiniest toys. Happy birthday America, You wayward son. full of hope and promise And squandered dreams Of being a better version Of your parents. Happy birthday America, You big-eyed fool, Whose lights and flashes Assuage the masses But terrorize the very people Who built you. Happy birthday, America. I hope you grow And begin to learn, At the very least, That you have Barely grown at all.