I found a file on my computer called “Catsong” which was created on 8/30/2011. This is its contents:
You are my Poly, my only Poly
You are a kitty that has two thumbs
Don’t ever feel that you’re less than perfect
The world is full of no-good bums
You are my Orby, my only Blorby
You are a kitten through and through
And while you act like you’re a tough guy
I know you love me too
You are my shoobals, my favorite shoobals
You make me happy when skies are black
And if you be nice just for a while
I might give you both a snack.
The things that are wrong with my brain 